Saturday, 20 April 2069

About commissions


~Currently taking commissions~

 

Price:
Current price varies from 0.90USD$ to $2.0 per page depending on editing/cleaning required and amount of text to translate. This includes translation, typesetting and editing. Cover and post-script are free.
 
What I can take:
I'm not that picky when it comes to the genres I'm OK with translating. Only exceptions I can think of are: furry stuff, male on male(unless it's traps, traps are cute and not gay at all), scat, and hardcore gore(a little gore is fine). I'm more of a fan of contemporaneous art, not a fan of old-school art style, so I might turn your request down if I don't like the art or a technical aspect of it, please don't take it personal.
 

Contact me:
send me an e-mail at: tobias_loko_cae@hotmail.com with a link to what you want translated, your preferred font(examples below), and what you want to be credited as. I'll hit you back with the price. You can also join my desolate Discord server and DM me there if you want to be more intimate(wink). I take payments upfront and will let you know when you should expect it to be done~.
I'm aiming for swift translations (doesn't mean rushed), so I try to get them done in 1-3 days for standard doujins if I'm not being lazy~
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Donation link (PayPal)
Bitcoin: 1GHHVm7x1cmvA2KZAsL4g3AkCCimiSb8eF

I upload on Exhentai and E-Hentai

if you can't access Exhentai make an account on the forums, log in and wait a day or two, you should do this since e-hentai tends to hide loli content and other offensive stuff.


Commissions completed: over 70~

FAQ:

Q: can you stop prolonging your break holy shit whats wrong with you?
A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5V5fxKVLXo

Q: do you play osu!? pretty cool rhythm game

A: yeah how did you know? here's my profile if you wanna be friends :)

 
Q: cowtits or lolis?
A: I'm a simple man, I think lolis are great but the character needs to be well made and convincing. It's hard to go wrong with cowtits since they're less reliant on personality. if I had to choose I would have to go for lolis tho.
Q: wtf are you a pedo!?
A: nah, 3d lolis are dumb and annoying, I would rather get a cute yandere gf irl
Q: do you actually know Japanese?

A: no, I OCR everything and google translate it, then tweak it until it's readable. Just kidding, I started learning a little bit over 3 years ago, I'm still bad at it tho.
Q: what's the best vn of all time?

A: probably dokodemo chinchin
Q: how do you say "you're cute, can I have your phone number? in spanish?
A: que linda zorra, cuanto cobras?
Q: what's your highscore of cooms per day?
A: 8 or 9 for sure, might've done 11 back when I was a young stallion.
Q: did you actually learn a whole fucking language just for porn lmao

A:



Q: did anyone actually ask you any of these questions before?
A: no
Q: best touhou?
A: Reimu!




Friday, 10 July 2020

Looking for some feedback~

I love vns, they are the main reason I started learning nihongo, and since I feel pretty confident in my translation skillz after doing about 50 doujins I think I can carry out translating one :) (famous last words)
With that said, I would love to translate some in the not so distant yet not so near future, I would like to know what the general consensus is on the genres (probably moege and nukiges are favoured but whatever)

I most likely won't do something massive on my first project, a short single heroine vn would be an ideal start to digest the red pill.

I made a strawpoll with some of my fav untranslated vns that are translatable in my opinion, notice that this is just for science, so don't get your hopes up for whatever wins
strawpoll: https://www.strawpoll.me/20557513

I'm actually pretty surprised oneyuu isn't translated since it's pretty short and the writing is pretty fun, so atm that would be my first choice.
If there's something you want translated outside of that list feel free to link it in the comments, I would like to check it out :)

I also have no connections whatsoever, so if you are/know someone with experience hacking extracting text that wants to team up with me tell him to hit me up, I'm too lazy to go on forums (* ̄(エ) ̄*)